you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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