I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I want her autograph on my taint
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
