I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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