i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
be right there i have to get my cape
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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