I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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