i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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