I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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