if i died would you start the facebook group?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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