Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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