she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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