did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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