we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's rum buckets o'clock
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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