are you still at the devil's house?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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