that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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