I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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