Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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