What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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