Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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