I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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