Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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