Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
