He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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