They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
whose ass print is on the piano?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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