No, you can still breathe under the balls.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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