THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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