you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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