To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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