THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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