Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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