hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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