Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I've blown a few things in my day
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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