It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
