with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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