We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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