Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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