ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
