All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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