i just wanna soil my oats bro
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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