But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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