Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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