i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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