Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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