My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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