Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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