My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
its not stalking. its research.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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