I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Randomize