big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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