Its about making memories worth repressing
this boner is exhausting
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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