Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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