I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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