We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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