No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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