I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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