Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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