anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Come on in and take your pants off
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