i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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