My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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