I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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