So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wakey wakey hands off snakey
too bad you live with your parents still
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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