I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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