Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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